OK Cupid Profiles Of Dead Authors

Starring Oscar Wilde, Ayn Rand, Ralph Ellison, and HP Lovecraft

Oscar Wilde

I’m looking for

• Men & Women
• Near Ireland and the UK
• Who want to have sex with me
• For sex

My self-summary

Dear oh dear. Must I stoop so low as to “self-summarize” with words? There is much of me which can only expressed through action — although words are my strong suit, as well as my own livelihood. But then, you probably know that already, as I am rather highly praised for my wordsmithing.

What I’m doing with my life

Oh, you know. Writing. Drinking. Reveling in hedonism. And so forth.

The first things people usually notice about me

If not my handsome jawline, surely it would be my charming, impeccable wit.

The six things I could never do without

Sex
Wine
Debauchery
Intercourse
Alcohol
Sodomy