Every Facebook Conversation I’ve Had This Week: A Lightly-Dramatized Re-Enactment
Trumper: “lol all u libtards are violent, lazy, overly-sensitive cop-haters and also sluts who don’t know how to have a normal, civil dialogue without acting like the giant whiney losers that you are.”
Me: “How is that any different from saying that all Trump supporters are xenophobic misogynists who hate all LGBTQ+ people and people of color?”
Trumper: “SHUT UP WE WON GET OVER IT OBAMA DID THE SAME THING.”
Me: “But…didn’t you hate Obama? Also, he didn’t, if we’re being technical…”
Trumper: “Stoopit lefties love splitting hairs!”
Me: “Weren’t you literally just stereotyping me and then crying about it when I did the same thing back?”
Trumper: “STOP CALLING ME A NAZI ALL THE TIME AND GO BACK TO YOUR SAFE SPACE WITH ALL THE OTHER DEMOCRATS.”
Me: “I’m actually not a Democrat, my politics align more with — “
Trumper: “SHUT UP YES YOU ARE YOU STUPID DUMBASS DEMOCRAT!”
Me: “So you’re saying that everyone on the Left is exactly the same, no matter what, otherwise it’s just a stupid Leftist way of splitting hairs?”
Trumper: “Oh look, you figured it out, maybe you do have a brain! Too bad you’re still dumb to have a real conversation lol”
Me: “I get it now! All left-leaning people are identical and all responsible for every leftist’s actions, just like all Trump supporters are Conservative Republicans who are also racist, sexist, homophobic Neo-Nazis and literally drink fossil fuels for breakfast. Except I’m not allowed to say that because it makes your emotions sad.”
Trumper: “Exactly. Your side lost because you don’t respect authority.”
Me: “…?”
